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Long Story Short Dachshund Tee

  • $34.95
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Celebrate your favorite short-legged companion with this funny dachshund shirt.

First, the small chest design features a black and tan dachshund. Next, red roses, a bone, and a banner create a classic tattoo-inspired look.

Meanwhile, the phrase “Long Story Short” adds an easy dachshund joke. Because the artwork stays small, the shirt feels subtle and easy to style.

However, the detailed design still gives fellow dog lovers something fun to notice.

Choose the classic fit for a lightweight everyday option. Alternatively, select the Comfort Colors tee for a relaxed, garment-dyed feel.

Since the shirt comes in multiple colors, you can easily match your wardrobe. Plus, the chest placement pairs well with jeans, leggings, shorts, and casual layers.

In addition, it makes a thoughtful gift for dachshund moms and devoted dog lovers. Therefore, this design works for birthdays, holidays, or simple just-because gifts.

The Short-Legged Fine Print

  • Funny “Long Story Short” dachshund design
  • Small left chest print placement
  • Tattoo-inspired dog and rose artwork
  • Choice of classic fit or Comfort Colors tee
  • Available in multiple shirt colors
  • Great gift for dachshund owners
  • Easy to style for everyday wear
  • Professionally printed with lasting color

Available in two styles

• Tee - a lightweight, modern fit feel
•Comfort Colors - soft washed, relaxed vintage feel

Turn inside out
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design

Tee:
• 100 percent Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52 percent combed and ring-spun cotton, 48 percent polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90 percent cotton, 10 percent polyester

Comfort Colors:
• 100 percent ringspun cotton
• Garment-dyed, soft-washed finish
• Heather shades (when applicable): 60 percent cotton, 40 percent polyester

For detailed sizing and fit guidance, please visit our Size Charts + Fit Guide page.

Size Charts + Fit Guide

Production time
Made to order. Production usually takes 3–5 business days.

Shipping estimates
Standard shipping typically arrives in 3–6 business days after fulfillment.

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Returns
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Return Policy

To ensure designs remain visible across all garment colors:

  • Dark ink is used on lighter garments
  • Light ink is used on darker garments
  • Ink colors are automatically adjusted and cannot be customized

Due to monitor settings and the made-to-order printing process, slight color variation may occur.

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