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Rage Consumes Me Sarcastic Dolphin Tee

  • $26.95
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Sweet on the outside… a little unhinged underneath. This rage consumes me shirt blends soft, dreamy aesthetics with sarcastic humor for the perfect chaotic-cute vibe. Featuring a pastel dolphin, rainbow tones, and the bold phrase “Rage Consumes Me,” this design is equal parts adorable and brutally honest.

Made for those who look calm but are absolutely not, this funny sarcastic shirt is perfect for anyone who loves ironic humor, aesthetic graphics, and a little emotional honesty wrapped in something cute. 

Available in two premium options, you can choose your ideal fit. The classic fit tee offers a lightweight, more fitted feel for everyday wear. The Comfort Colors option gives you a relaxed, garment-dyed look with that soft, broken-in feel everyone loves.

 Why You’ll Love This Rage Consumes Me Shirt

  • Perfect funny sarcastic gift for friends, teens, or anyone with chaotic energy
  • Unique rage consumes me shirt with cute dolphin and rainbow aesthetic
  • Combines soft, pastel design with bold, ironic humor
  • Available in classic fit tee (lightweight fit) and Comfort Colors (relaxed fit)
  • Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or cozy casual outfits
  • Great for everyday wear, lounging, or making a subtle statement
  • Comfortable fabric for all-day wear

Available in two styles

• Tee - a lightweight, modern fit feel
•Comfort Colors - soft washed, relaxed vintage feel

Turn inside out
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design

Tee:
• 100 percent Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52 percent combed and ring-spun cotton, 48 percent polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90 percent cotton, 10 percent polyester

Comfort Colors:
• 100 percent ringspun cotton
• Garment-dyed, soft-washed finish
• Heather shades (when applicable): 60 percent cotton, 40 percent polyester

For detailed sizing and fit guidance, please visit our Size Charts + Fit Guide page.

Size Charts + Fit Guide

Production time
Made to order. Production usually takes 3–5 business days.

Shipping estimates
Standard shipping typically arrives in 3–6 business days after fulfillment.

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Return Policy

To ensure designs remain visible across all garment colors:

  • Dark ink is used on lighter garments
  • Light ink is used on darker garments
  • Ink colors are automatically adjusted and cannot be customized

Due to monitor settings and the made-to-order printing process, slight color variation may occur.

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