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Calm, Collected & Covered in Pet Hair Tee

  • $34.95
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Designed in Virginia

Original designs by Bunny + Bourbon

Made to order

Created especially for you

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Friendly help from our small business

We’ll make it right

Damage and misprints are covered

Professional on the outside. Covered in pet hair everywhere else. This funny vet shirt understands veterinary medicine perfectly.

First, the design reads, “Calm & Collected But Covered in Pet Hair.” Bold collegiate lettering gives it a clean, classic look.

Meanwhile, a small paw print adds the perfect veterinary detail. Plus, light distressing creates a relaxed, worn-in finish.

Choose the classic fit tee for an easy everyday option. Alternatively, select the vintage feel tee for a relaxed, lived-in style.

Because multiple colors are available, finding your favorite combination feels simple. In addition, the straightforward typography pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or workday layers.

Wear this funny vet shirt to the clinic, continuing education events, errands, or casual weekends. Also, it makes a great off-duty shirt after a long day with patients.

Of course, pet hair tends to follow veterinary professionals everywhere. Therefore, this design feels less like a joke and more like a uniform requirement.

It also makes a thoughtful gift for veterinarians and veterinary professionals. Finally, it celebrates staying composed while carrying evidence of every furry patient you met.

Official Pet Hair Report

  • “Calm & Collected But Covered in Pet Hair” design
  • Veterinary Medicine wording with paw print detail
  • Bold collegiate-inspired typography
  • Lightly distressed printed finish
  • Classic fit tee option
  • Vintage feel tee option
  • Offered in multiple colors
  • Great for veterinarians and veterinary professionals
  • Easy to style for work or casual wear
  • Professionally printed with lasting color

Available in two styles

• Tee - a lightweight, modern fit feel
•Comfort Colors - soft washed, relaxed vintage feel

Turn inside out
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design

Tee:
• 100 percent Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52 percent combed and ring-spun cotton, 48 percent polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90 percent cotton, 10 percent polyester

Comfort Colors:
• 100 percent ringspun cotton
• Garment-dyed, soft-washed finish
• Heather shades (when applicable): 60 percent cotton, 40 percent polyester

Production time estimates
Made to order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days.

Shipping time estimates
Standard shipping typically arrives in 3–6 business days after fulfillment.

Shipping costs
U.S. orders ship for a flat rate of $7.95, or free on orders of $75 or more.

Multiple Item Orders
Because our products are made to order and may be fulfilled by different production partners, items from the same order may arrive in separate packages or on different days. You’ll still pay only the shipping amount shown at checkout and may receive a separate tracking number for each shipment.

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Returns
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Return Policy

To ensure designs remain visible across all garment colors:

  • Dark ink is used on lighter garments
  • Light ink is used on darker garments
  • Ink colors are automatically adjusted and cannot be customized

Due to monitor settings and the made-to-order printing process, slight color variation may occur.

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