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Funny Fire Chief Shirt - If I’m Calm You Should Be Nervous Tee

  • $34.95
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  • Stay cool under pressure… or at least look like you are with this funny fire chief shirt. This eye-catching design delivers bold, confident energy with a clean, commanding statement: “If I’m calm, you should be nervous.” Built for firefighters who lead from the front, this shirt says everything without raising your voice.

    Whether you’re at the station, off duty, or grabbing a drink after shift, this funny fire chief shirt brings authority, humor, and presence all in one. It’s the kind of shirt that gets a nod from the crew and a second look from everyone else.

    Available in two premium styles, choose the fit that matches your vibe. Go with the classic tee for a more fitted everyday option or upgrade to the Comfort Colors version for that relaxed, heavyweight, broken-in feel firefighters love.

    Why You’ll Love This Fire Chief Shirt

    • Perfect fire chief shirt funny gift for firefighters and station leaders
    • Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, or firehouse humor
    • Comfortable enough for all-day wear on or off duty
    • Easy to pair with jeans, workwear, or casual outfits
    • Bold design that shows confidence, humor, and leadership

Available in two styles

• Tee - a lightweight, modern fit feel
•Comfort Colors - soft washed, relaxed vintage feel

Turn inside out
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on design

Tee:
• 100 percent Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 52 percent combed and ring-spun cotton, 48 percent polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90 percent cotton, 10 percent polyester

Comfort Colors:
• 100 percent ringspun cotton
• Garment-dyed, soft-washed finish
• Heather shades (when applicable): 60 percent cotton, 40 percent polyester

For detailed sizing and fit guidance, please visit our Size Charts + Fit Guide page.

Size Charts + Fit Guide

Production time
Made to order. Production usually takes 3–5 business days.

Shipping estimates
Standard shipping typically arrives in 3–6 business days after fulfillment.

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Return Policy

To ensure designs remain visible across all garment colors:

  • Dark ink is used on lighter garments
  • Light ink is used on darker garments
  • Ink colors are automatically adjusted and cannot be customized

Due to monitor settings and the made-to-order printing process, slight color variation may occur.

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